I just called to say...

**cherrysmum** · April 1st, 2004, 12:40 PM

You scare me "ole yellow-slashed-face with only 4 stars" LOL

**Lefty** · April 5th, 2004, 03:04 AM

Oh, you aint seen nothing yet.

You know that fashion-dolls in shopwindows? I succesfully got two of them to mate. Soon there'll be a new and improved race of superhumans with chiseled faces and tight abs that take over the world!

**cherrysmum** · April 5th, 2004, 09:47 PM

speaking of super humans..over here someone is really pushing a leaner American...some sort of attack on the fast food industry....you are always going to have some chubby folks and kids in school...but our lovely government, and I am sure that is what is behind all this garbage, are making some people really uncomfortable about themselves..took away our smoking rights...next junk food rights....revolt I tells ya....

**Lefty** · April 11th, 2004, 06:54 PM

"You can take our lives, but you'll never take our frrrrrries!"

It's some evil nazi-plot to turn Americans in healthy, strong puppets! Their minds are already filled with 50 years of nonsense (or television), now Igor, for their BODIES! Mu-hahaaaaaa!

They took away oure cigarettes too. Can't smoke anywhere anymore. Good thing I quit. 8 months. Woo. Woo-hoo.

**cherrysmum** · April 30th, 2004, 12:30 AM

And all these diet plans...eat meat...don't eat meat......oats are good...oats are bad....butter is bad..oleo is good...now oleo is awful and butter is good...Beer and hot dogs I say!!!